Moin
A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic! Now let me ask you one question further…have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says: “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
Ahmed replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks “So, Ahmed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
Ahmed: “Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
Der Rolf
Das hätte dem Bodhranmaker auch passieren können...
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:o))))))))))) Ich rutsch hier gleich vom sofa... :o)))))))))))
Hoeppy -
haha...
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Ohren waschen lohnt sich!
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das ist echt der krönende Abschluß dieses Tages !
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ganz groß!
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Das erinnert mich jetzt spontan an diesen hier:
"Jones, I got me a problem and I gotta to go to court - I need a lawyer, do you know any?" Farmer Jones replies, "yeah, I know a couple of those guys. One is a hell of a trial lawyer, great guy but expensive as hell; the other, not so great, but the guy sure knows how to pick a jury and he's a lot cheaper." Wilson thanks his buddy and moves on thinking to himself, well I don't have a lot of money so I guess I know what I have to do.
Wilson's day in court finally comes and the first witness called to the stand is his neighbor Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith is sworn in and the prosecuter asks her, "Mrs. Smith, would you please tell the court what you saw on the day in question. "Why yes I can", she says, "I was doing my dishes, looking out my window over the sink when I saw Farmer Wilson come out from behind his barn and grab one of his goats". Yes mam, and then what did you see? "Well after he grabbed that goat he proceeded to drop his pants and fornicate with that there goat!" Is that all mam? "Well no, after it seemed like he had his way with that goat, the goat turned around and proceeded to lick his pecker clean!"
It was at this point of the testimony that one man on the jury turns to another man on the jury and says "you know, a good goat will do that".. -
Ihr seid mir welche!
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Und dann gab es da noch dieses T-Shirt auf Inis Oirr...
"Bodhran - the only legal thing to do with a dead goat and a stick"
(um langsam mal wieder die Kurve zu kriegen... )